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partybarackisinthehousetonight:

“haha yeah” [i awkwardly chuckle pretending i know what you just said]

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realgucci:

this is the single most greatest gif ever.

realgucci:

this is the single most greatest gif ever.

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pooka-saurus:

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carlyjespen:

why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars

why can’t concert tickets be like 10 dollars

why can’t everything be like 10 dollars

I’m not paying 10 dollars for a candy bar fuck you

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effervescentepiphany:

Reading THIS will hopefully make people realize how truly blessed they really are

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foreveralone-lyguy:

borinq:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Is it pronounced tomato or tomato

pretty sure it’s tomato

thanks

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knottybynvture:

bblackgoldd:

lmfao. what

This gotta be a joke lol

knottybynvture:

bblackgoldd:

lmfao. what

This gotta be a joke lol

luckycharmsandthetelly:

Batman: How are you feeling, Virgil?
Static: You know? I guess you really are the world’s greatest detective.
Batman: It fell out of your pocket. You probably shouldn’t carry that while you’re in uniform. 

luckycharmsandthetelly:

Batman: How are you feeling, Virgil?

Static: You know? I guess you really are the world’s greatest detective.

Batman: It fell out of your pocket. You probably shouldn’t carry that while you’re in uniform. 

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"…Bangin’ on the door like you the police"

African American Proverb (usually retorted upon opening said door after a rather loud and authoritative yet completely unnecessary knock)

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"I’m sleep though,"

1. To give an incredibly valid point or opinion without wanting to further participate in the conversation 2. A way of contributing one’s “two cents.” Your tracks are showing, but I’m sleep though.” (via blackproverbs)

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kandieddubstep:

Oh look, its one of those gifs that you can hear.

kandieddubstep:

Oh look, its one of those gifs that you can hear.

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